About Us

Chizmas.net is owned and operated by Steve and Julie Chizmas. We also maintain chizmas.com and chizmas.org which may or may not contain similar content. Feel free to browse. You can contact us about any issue by emailing us at webmaster [at] chizmas.net . We will try to respond to your inquiry within 24 hours.

Privacy Policy(updated 08/27/08)

Our site contains no ads, pop-ups, cookies, or other annoying content. (Any annoying content is directly from the authors.) Chizmas.net is hosted by Little Oak Hosting, and we cannot be responsible for any information they may collect from users visiting us.The Google search box uses a cookie that causes some browsers (like IE 6 & 7 for example) to report an alert that a "3d party cookie" is trying to be written. This is caused by the Google reference. Chizmas.com is hosted by Google, and they collect all kinds of info from you, and they keep it for a very long time! Confused? Contact us at the above address if we can help.

Errors

Visitors with older versions or alternative browsers may get unpredictible results. WebMail does not work on Opera for example. Everything appears to work on Mozilla. You will have problems accessing your mail if you do not have cookies enabled on your browser. Likewise if you use some sort of pop-up window blocker software. Mail and chat services open in new windows so adjust your software accordingly. Lastly, I'm a hack. Sometimes I make mistakes. Please contact me at the above address if you experience problems that are not addressed here.

F A Q

1. Why do you do this Site?

Because I can.

2. Why so many changes?

It's a learn as you go kind of deal and I'm always trying to make things flow smoother and/or load faster. My travelling brother, for one, will appreciate the text heavy/picture light stuff for dial up access. Those of us spoiled by broadband don't notice as much. Also, I often rearrange/upgrade hardware and that causes some reworking of the site. Things will calm down and I hope you can still find everything you need.

Disclaimer

No animals were harmed in the making of this website. Do not induce vomiting. Batteries not included. Contains no alcohol or solvents. Keep out of reach of children. Sprays from any angle. Some assembly required. Won't stain carpets and floors. Do not flush. Void where prohibited by law. Will not restore materials that are already damaged. Exposure to temperatures above 130F may cause bursting. Pay close attention to legs and feet. Not intended as a flotation device. Do not take on an empty stomach. Store in a cool dry place. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Call your doctor if you get an erection lasting longer than four hours. Do not puncture. Contents may settle during shipment. This is not a toy. Not for personal cleansing. No other warranty expressed or implied. Let penetrate then wipe off excess. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. Read entire label before each use. May not be appropriate for children or more sensitive viewers. Promptly refrigerate after opening. May cause drowsiness. Get medical attention if irritation persists or rash develops. Store away from heat or open flames. Sprayer works best with forceful, pumping strokes. Contains no phosphorus. Must be present to win. Do not push finger through opening. Harmful if swallowed. Dry clean only. Your mileage may vary. Contains small parts which may be a choking hazard for childen under 3. No chemical solvents, yeast or gluten. Wash thoroughly with soap and water after handling. Shake well before using. No greasy residue. It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Repeat as necessary. Use only as directed.

This site was manufactured with 100% post-consumer recycled electrons.